Wonkette
- WMATA to hand out free bottles of water tonight at Dupont Circle station, after your sweaty ass foots it up the broken escalator they can’t figure out how to fix. [Metroblogging DC]
- WaPo reporter and HGTV decorator in pissy little pissing match. [Fishbowl DC]
- Never, ever underestimate the stupidity of tourists. [Eavesdrop DC]
- Venerable Italian restaurant closing, forcing Justice Scalia’s blood to return to only 40% pure parmigiana. [Metrocurean]
