Wonkette
- Friday, Jan. 23: Brooklyn-based DJ crew American Dream Team play at the Rock & Roll Hotel at 9:30PM, and you better pray to God they play their hit “Money,” a snazzy electro song with lyrics that repeat “money, bitches, cars, clothes and weed,” D.C.’s favorite vices. [Rock & Roll Hotel]
- Saturday, Jan. 24: Let’s hope Yo! Majesty, a black lesbian hip hop duo from Miami, get naked on stage (apparently, they do this a lot). 9PM at the Black Cat. [Eventful]
- Sunday, Jan. 25: Reminisce about your embarrassing high school days and hit up Reel Big Fish at 6:30PM. But don’t get caught skanking … that’s just one step too far. [9:30 Club]
- Tuesday, Jan. 27: Catch Thievery Corporation again at 7PM. (It seems like they’re always in D.C., since they live here.) [9:30 Club]
- Wednesday, Jan. 28: The Killers and M83 play the Patriot Center 8PM at GMU and it’s probably sold out. [Patriot Center]
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Awesome.
Fucking awesome. I’ll wait for the others to write their masterpieces. BITCHES.
“Let’s hope Yo! Majesty, a black lesbian hip hop duo from Miami, get naked on stage (apparently, they do this a lot).”
Yes, let’s.
All Tadt Change? CAN WE HANDLE IT?
Find out on your next post by Malaka Gharib.
DC may now see a rise in actually cool music and entertainment instead of the staid white bread of the past.
Hip, Hip, Hopey!
smoke that dopey.
Blow the horn,
bang the can,
Adios Ofay!
This is totally racist.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who the FUCK is “Malaka Gharib”?
Heywood Floyd: YOUR RACIST.
shortsshortsshorts: NO U!
InsidiousTuna: Perhaps Intern Juli outsourced?
This was a most satisfying post. Fuck you people who didn’t comment here.
Funny, I always thought the paid advertising was traditionally kept in the far-left-side-of-the-page ghetto.
Lascauxcaveman: That is where the less-paid Ghetto-Fabulous things usually go. But finally we can declare change-advertising in the FRONT of all things, because nobody else can pay their mortgage. Also.
shortsshortsshorts: You think you own this place. Well you don’t.
Heywood Floyd: Actually he does.
“money, bitches, cars, clothes and weed,”
In direct order, all the things Americans will lose in 2k9.
it would only be racist if it were written by macacca gharib.
George Bush wrote this song before declaring higher gas prices. He also wrote something bout my nigga and bang bus bitches.
(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩) Is it wrong for a man to have extramarital relationship?? These days, some news reported that some celebrities joined the famous online dating club
_____KISSINTERRACIAL.C O M____ and they are seeking someone else there though they have husband or wife else….They said, they do not care which races guys or beauties come form there …(∩_∩)(∩_∩)(∩_∩).
black lesbian hip hoppers dancing naked, thats sooooooo hot and change I can believe in.
are you related to Abu?
I think I took a wrong turn on my way from The Confluence. Can you guys point me towards Wonkette? How did I end up at Myspace music? And who is that scary fellow with all the fancy jewelry?
Out with “E Pluribus Unum.” In with “Money, Bitches, Cars, Clothes and Weed.” ‘Tis the way we roll.
Heywood Floyd: LIES. My secret investment in Wonkette gives me 70% ownership in my brain. And that is final. Also.
anno: Karl, could you cut that out?
My bitch ain’t no ho.
My bitch ain’t no ho.
My bitch ain’t no ho.
My bitch ain’t no ho.
Now do I get a grammy?