Wonkette
- Wednesday, Jan. 28: J. Chocolatier, a D.C.-based brand of chocolates and candy, is throwing a tasting event at ACKC Cocoa Gallery at 6:30PM. You know what that means: free chocolate. [ACKC]
- Wednesday, Jan 28: Ladies, if you can score a man to buy you two tickets to this Washington Humane Society’s Sugar and Champagne Affair at the Ritz Carlton, you better give him a beej or something, cuz tickets are like, $85 bucks. [Washington Post]
- Saturday, Jan. 31: Spend Chinese New Year at Chinatown Garden for the Chinese American Meet Up Group’s annual dinner. There’s going to be a 10-course meal and karaoke. It’s $40 bucks, but it’s SO worth it if you want to score Asian chicks. [Craigslist]
- Sunday, Feb. 1: In celebration of the Superbowl, The Rhino Bar and Pumphouse is giving away free beer, rail drinks and chicken wings until halftime. [Craigslist]
- Tuesday, Feb. 3: Free wine tasting at Bistrot Lepic and Wine Bar in Georgetown at 6PM. This is a weekly affair, so don’t flip if you can’t make it. [Bistrot Lepic]
Bonus:
- “Mexcellent Deal”: Eat at California Tortilla on 7th St. and you can get a burrito, soda and a Regal Cinema movie ticket for the low, low price of $12.99. Just please don’t go here on a date. [California Tortilla]
Ms. Gharib, perhaps you could help out your readers by providing a map of the above-mentioned events. I, for one, really like the idea of swiftly and expeditiously moving from free chocolate to free booze to hot Asian chicks, followed, hopefully, by “a beej”.
If I can score an Asian girl at Chinatown Garden, does that mean I could meet some proud sisters at the chocolate tasting party? I’ve always been fond of delicious chocolate treats.
And here I thought Free Chocolate and Chicken Wings were the Secret Service names for Michelle Obama and the girls.
Will there be Drunken Negro Face cookies at the Cocoa Gallery?
Doesn’t quite have the impact of “free beer”, but it’s still good.
Will Eric Holder be there? Can he keep himself away, what with the chocolate and the chicken wings?
Dude, you actually published the word Superbo_l. You realize the NFL is going to throw your ass in jail for, like, ever for copywrite infringement. It’s ‘the big game’ if you want to stay out of trouble.
On this day, when I’ve just learned my contract at The Client Who Gives Me About 90% Of My Income is not going to be renewed, in favor of a fresh-out-of-college part-timer they’re probably going to pay 1/4 of what they pay me*, I’m most appreciative.
Wonkette Dot Com, The Hobo’s Friend.
But yeah . . . Princeton University (hell, might as well name-drop the client now)! Jesus, you’d think THEY had the scratch. I’m going to miss the occasional Cornel West and Melissa Harris-Lacewell sightings, dammit.
Crikey, I’m all over the place in this post. Still in shell shock. Snark will return soon, once I recover . . .
(* this is because they’re splitting the guy with another department, so that each department can go halfsies on his salary)
Why did my frowny face show up in the middle of Cornel West’s name? Odd, Todd.
Uncommon Sense: Would you like to share my hobo beans?
Well, you might not have to PAY for Rhino’s booze and wings, but the price is you have to spend half of the Superbowl surrounded by the douchebags who go to Rhino.
ChernobylSoup: SUPERBOWEL
Now is it chocolate before beer before chinese food? Or the reverse?
To sum up, you folks have:
-The chocolate
-The chicken wings
-The booze (including a wine tasting- In other words, the high brow booze)
-The Asian chicky-babes
-The Wonkette Pre-Inauguration Party
You even have cold weather!
I’m sitting here in Melbourne, Oz, where we’re looking at our third consecutive day at 110 degrees F, and no relief in sight.
I’m clearly in the wrong place, and I haz the sadz.
It’s ‘the big game’ if you want to stay out of trouble.
“That sports party thing” is another good lawsuit dodger.