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YOUR WEEK IN MUSIC

Calling All Pill Poppers And Glockenspiel Lovers

Ring ring ring ring banana phone

  • Thursday, Jan. 29: There’s a difference between electro and techno, and the music at The Electric Cabaret will most definitely be techno, so if you’re not into pill popping and Eurotrash, then this dance night is not for you. German house DJ Sacha Muse is featured; download a sample mix here. 9PM at Muse. [Brightest Young Things]
  • Friday, Jan. 30: Dance to soul and funk music with the Fatback DJs at Saint-Ex. The flier promises the music will be “mashed up,” so hopefully you hear James Brown paired with Megadeth at some point in the night. [Fatback]
  • Saturday, Jan. 31: Superhot, super-Swedish songstress Lykke Li graces the Sixth & I Synagogue with her indie rock stardom. It’s actually sold out, but hang around the entrance and see if you can buy your way in like a proper DCite. [Sixth & I Synagogue]
  • Saturday, Jan. 31: Nouveau Riche spins at DC9, playing the latest in indie electro (including music from The Presets, Deadmau5 and Diplo). Should be a good time, but keep in mind that DC9 attracts the fratty college crowd on Saturdays. [MySpace]
  • Monday, Feb. 2: British ska has been dead for a long, long time, but make the exception with ’80s New Wave favorites, The English Beat. If you don’t remember them, click here. [What do you mean "if you don't remember them," are you 21 or something, Malaka? -- Ed.] 6PM at the Birchmere Music Hall. [The Washington Post]
  • Tuesday, Feb. 3: Folk rock singer and Prince of Whimsy Andrew Bird comes to the 9:30 Club to play his violin and glockenspiel for the masses. Seriously. [9:30 Club]


2:24 PM on Thu January 29 2009
By Malaka Gharib
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  1. Mr Blifil says at 2:27 pm, January 29th, 2009

    I Like Lykke Li Licking

  2. WhatTheHeck says at 2:29 pm, January 29th, 2009

    And here I was thinking electro and techno were one and the same crap.
    Goes to show I don’t know shit.

  3. chascates says at 2:30 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Hey, that sample was about 1.5 seconds long!

  4. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:31 pm, January 29th, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: HEY no bashing on electronic. I WILL DEFEND IT WITH MY LIFE….

  5. PerhapsSo says at 2:32 pm, January 29th, 2009

    I have seen Andrew Bird play the glockenspiel in Ann Arbor! He sounded birdlike, appropriately enough.

  6. SayItWithWookies says at 2:33 pm, January 29th, 2009

    The English Beat at the Birchmere — wow — a new generation comes to Peter Paul and Mary’s retirement home.

  7. Gorillionaire says at 2:33 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Thank you for the Raffi reference.

  8. masterdebater says at 2:35 pm, January 29th, 2009

    British ska on my birthday…sweet! Oh wait, I have to go to Virginia? Damn it!

  9. WhatTheHeck says at 2:39 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Hey shortsshortsshorts: Methinks you’ve spent too much time in those über hip clubs on the Sunset Strip in L.A. and the Castro in SFO.

  10. Tommy Says Soooo says at 2:40 pm, January 29th, 2009

    PerhapsSo: You are so in the tank for Zingerman’s.

  11. Colander says at 2:42 pm, January 29th, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: I too love electro far too fondly (the electroWarz are real, people). I think it’s cuz I’m geigh tho.

  12. Serolf Divad says at 2:42 pm, January 29th, 2009

    It’s amazing how many genres super-lame music comes in.

  13. space stout says at 2:45 pm, January 29th, 2009

    do kidz still listen to Kraftwerk? do kidz evn kno wut tehy r? Tour de France was awesum on stereo- especially sitting right between the speakers w/some malt liquor and a bong…

  14. JeffGoldblum says at 2:48 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Can I just have the pills and not go to any of those things? That would be zooper.

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:49 pm, January 29th, 2009

    WhatTheHeck: Naw its just all the ecstasy overdoses.

  16. freakishlystrong says at 2:50 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Wow, except fer The English Beat, this whole list is a little Indier Than Thou, as it were. Also.

  17. mullingitover says at 2:50 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Electronic music is great. It’s that hippie jam band tripe that I can’t stand.

    Q. What’s worse than a drum circle?
    A. Nothing.

  18. Tommy Says Soooo says at 2:54 pm, January 29th, 2009

    I thought the Prince of Whimsy was David Berman on Father’s Day.

  19. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 2:55 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Megadeth? Feh. I will remain unimpressed until I hear a mash-up of James Brown and Twisted Sister.

  20. Doglessliberal says at 2:56 pm, January 29th, 2009

    SayItWithWookies: yeah, but it is next to the best grocery store ever–MOM’s. Between MOMs and Whole Foods, I contribute a lot to our economy.

  21. chascates says at 2:56 pm, January 29th, 2009

    And what about The Electric Possible?
    http://www.panicresearch.com/electric_poss.html

  22. Chickensmack says at 2:59 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Wow. One president later, and suddenly it’s a sloooow news day for liberal blogs. Any chance you might be able to stir up dirt on something better than Weimar Electronica? Why don’t you go back and finish your LiveBlago and– oh, that’s right. It’s way over now. Conquered by quesadilla.

    Well, shit. Might as well count the rosettes in the manhole covers.

  23. dasNeonlicht says at 3:01 pm, January 29th, 2009

    space stout: This kid listens to Kraftwerk. The Man Machine is a great album.

    I dig this feature, Malaka. I like how Wonkette is adding in Gridskipper-ish posts.

  24. exploresweaters says at 3:03 pm, January 29th, 2009

    oh my wonks. now i know how adorable my comments on politics must look to you guys.

  25. PerhapsSo says at 3:05 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Tommy Says Soooo: Mmm… magic brownie.

  26. El Pinche says at 3:14 pm, January 29th, 2009

    i prefer music you can’t dance too like a u t e c h r e. …i think i’ll put together a nice playlist now.

  27. pattycake says at 3:17 pm, January 29th, 2009

    I really wish I could be Malaka’s best friend now.

  28. GaragePunkNYC says at 3:18 pm, January 29th, 2009

    in case you’re not into electro, techno or the english beat (hard to believe i know), there’s the annual buddy holly tribute show on Saturday in Hyattsville at the Surf Club featuring various DC garage/punkers doing buddy covers… just sayin’

  29. goodluck/badluck says at 3:22 pm, January 29th, 2009

    El Pinche: autechre gives me bittersweet cat-medicine memories for sure. this was the shit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyJfHU4GoOQ

  30. exploresweaters says at 3:28 pm, January 29th, 2009

    wait a minute, what’s the average age in here? are any of you in your twenties?

  31. magic titty says at 3:29 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Mr Blifil: Malaka likey Lykke Li licking lots, too.

  32. Capitol Hillbilly says at 3:31 pm, January 29th, 2009

    when is Heaven 17 coming?

  33. lawrenceofthedesert says at 3:34 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Is the Lykke Li tour sponsored by Prozac? Whass wid de Scan acts? Except for bubble-brained Abba, they’re a traveling suicide festival. Winter is too long, life too short — get some Shakira in your system, young lady! (I’m speaking to Li, not Malaka.)

  34. magic titty says at 3:35 pm, January 29th, 2009

    exploresweaters: if by 20’s you mean, just over 30, then, yes.

  35. exploresweaters says at 3:45 pm, January 29th, 2009

    magic titty: oh shit, so you guys aren’t all out listening to rockabilly and piercing your faces?

  36. fish with broken dreams says at 3:48 pm, January 29th, 2009

    chascates: only once a month.. big gold belt from wonkette ball playing velvet tuesday. feel the miami vice..

  37. Mr Blifil says at 3:51 pm, January 29th, 2009

    exploresweaters: No. Fuck off and die for asking. Sickadis shit. The cute barista played ESG at the coffee bar I sometimes work from. I remarked innocently that I hadn’t heard that single in over 25 years. She said immediately “I didn’t know it was that old.” So I killed her with my cock.

  38. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 3:53 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Capitol Hillbilly: Or Ebn-Ozn?

  39. exploresweaters says at 3:58 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Mr Blifil: man that sounds aggressive. here in los angeles kids practice white magic, live off the rich, and listen to todd rundgren. esg is for kickball players

  40. iolanthe says at 4:02 pm, January 29th, 2009

    space stout: Yes, kids still listen to Kraftwerk! Yes, they do. And some of them even know what they’re listening to. The rest have just been exposed to 1000 samples, but probably do not recognize the source.

    Kraftwerk regularly packs the freakin’ place the times they’ve appeared at Coachella Festival. And most of the crowd listening are under 25.

  41. iolanthe says at 4:03 pm, January 29th, 2009

    mullingitover: “Backed”, as they say. I’m old enough to know better. And I still love electronic music. Hell, I’m old enough to recognize the source of a lot of the samples.

  42. iolanthe says at 4:05 pm, January 29th, 2009

    goodluck/badluck: Oooooo …. autechre …. ooooo …. just had “Amber” and “Incunabula” on the ol’ home playlist yesterday … ooooo ….

  43. iolanthe says at 4:15 pm, January 29th, 2009

    goodluck/badluck: I just caught your “bittersweet cat-medicine” reference. Yup. Yup. Yes indeedy. Irresistible Force was good for that, too. Ah, what a magical time those years were. I shall always miss them.

  44. PerhapsSo says at 4:36 pm, January 29th, 2009

    exploresweaters: 28 here.

  45. El Pinche says at 4:37 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Personally, I think Peaches would cannibalize Lykke Li and fuck her husk afterwards:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOlFN_mN6Jo

    Oh, i could go on about my Peaches.

  46. bitchincamaro says at 4:46 pm, January 29th, 2009

    ESG: check
    K’werk: check
    But what is this “Lykke Li” of which you speak?
    I am olde.

  47. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 4:55 pm, January 29th, 2009

    How is this column not called “The Straits of Malaka”?

    shortsshortsshorts:

    Damn skippy. I hate dance music bashers. Get your back up off the wall, Mopey Mc. Indie Rocker!

    anyway. my stab at electro vs. techno. (it is a fine line, I admit):

    Electro definitely came before techno. but they’re kissing cousins. Electro was more about creating electronic pop music… almost always with an 808. It went REALLY out of style for a long time until recently. If you put on a Mantronix record in a club 10 years ago you would be laughed at. The synth sounds in electro are very “1981″ sounding.

    Techno = more loops, more samples, way more soul music influence and less poppy than electro. Definitely more broad use of different drum machines/samplers/synths, though the Roland 303 “acid” sound is to techno what the 808 is to electro.

  48. mrpuma2u says at 4:57 pm, January 29th, 2009

    [What do you mean "if you don't remember them," are you 21 or something, Malaka? -- Ed.]

    Don’t you mean Mukaka?????

  49. El Pinche says at 5:03 pm, January 29th, 2009

    iolanthe:
    I have those albums on vinyl. There’s something appealing about futuristic music and warmth of vinyl and dusty needles.

  50. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 5:04 pm, January 29th, 2009

    magic titty: Isn’t 30 the new 20?

  51. Not to be a music snob or nothin’, but there’s a big difference between techno and deep house, which the promo mix linky says this DJ Sascha plays. Also, points lost for stealing other well-known DJ’s name and slightly varying the spelling.

  52. Volumptuous says at 5:17 pm, January 29th, 2009

    @ Botswana - The “electro” term is abused by the MySpace retard set of today.

    Electro was the first form of electronic dance music, starting with Kraftwerk, Afrika Baambatta and Model500 (who were releasing in the late 70’s and early 80’s)

    What these fuckholes of today call “electro” is anything with a shitty synthesizer in it.

    Electro was never about “creating electronic pop music” but about creating futuristic funk music. “Planet Rock” was the archetype of the genre.

    Now, while you think Electro went out of style for a long time, you’re actually wrong. Electro has been in the underground club and rave scene in an ongoing fashion and really heated up from 2001 until 2005 when Dubstep and Glitchstep really took over. Electro was pushed out of the mainstream by d&b and shitty retard “Trance” music for retards (who are retarded) but was heavy in the underground scenes from LA to London to Miami to Berlin.

    I have an Electro record label in Los Angeles, and have played all over the world as “Volsoc”. Google me if you will.

    xox

  53. Volumptuous says at 5:23 pm, January 29th, 2009

    ps: If anyone is confused about genres and timelines, Ishkur has the best online resource for it, that he’s had online since the mid 90s

    http://techno.org/electronic-music-guide/

  54. iolanthe says at 5:39 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Volumptuous: J? Justin? Volsoc? Which one of you is this?

  55. Volumptuous says at 5:40 pm, January 29th, 2009

    iolanthe: jpb :)

    how’d you know?

  56. Volumptuous says at 5:46 pm, January 29th, 2009

    iolanthe: Justin made a few more electro tunes for his label, but has been releasing some ungodlyly awesome techno with tejada’s label for the last few years. They toured the EU together in 07, and he’s still kicking some serious ass. Way more stellar output from him than I could ever do for myself.

  57. iolanthe says at 5:47 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Volumptuous: I was a HYOOJ Volsoc fan! In fact, I think you played the first whatever-the-fuck-*I*-call-Electro I ever heard, probably in ‘98 or ‘99.

    I may have been to nearly all of your LA-area gigs.

    And I was listening to you guys’ CD just the other day. You’ve been in my living room, both physically (years ago) and virtually.

    Amusing as hell to run into a former friend here on Wonkette. Of course it’d be a music discussion that caused us to uncloak.

  58. Volumptuous says at 5:49 pm, January 29th, 2009

    iolanthe: say hi to me @ volum(at)spacebarsentiments.com :)

  59. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:55 pm, January 29th, 2009

    iolanthe: *hint* he’s on facebook if you desire.
    Volumptuous: where the hell is your new cd I cant freakin’ find it. NOT AT MY LOCAL BEST BUY MEGASTORE at least…. they have such a SPRAWLING selection of produced music.

  60. Volumptuous says at 5:59 pm, January 29th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: Hahahaha

    Our last release was a 4 track vinyl EP on my label Spacebar Sentiments, and we also released a Digital LP on Pretension Records. I think both can be purchased through Juno.co.uk, and Amazon may still have some copies floating about.

    EVERYONE ON WONKETE SHOULD BUY MY MUSIC SO I CAN HAS MORE DRUGZ!!!

  61. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:09 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Volumptuous: Holy fuck! How long has your label been around, because I think you might be more famous than you think. I have friends from when I was at college in Michigan who were obsessed with that label. Wow AND ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST A PRETTY ASIAN GIRL WITH WHITE GLASSES.
    Everyone buy his music, because it is awesome. That is all.

  62. iolanthe says at 6:14 pm, January 29th, 2009

    shortsshortsshorts: This is side-splitting. Ten years ago, this dude was one of my best friends … until he went all Hollywood and broke up with his old pals who Knew Him When. ;->

    I should have known I’d run into him here, him being a World Class Snarkmonster, and all.

  63. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 6:19 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Volumptuous:

    @ Botswana - The “electro” term is abused by the MySpace retard set of today.

    Now, while you think Electro went out of style for a long time, you’re actually wrong. Electro has been in the underground club and rave scene in an ongoing fashion and really heated up from 2001 until 2005 when Dubstep and Glitchstep really took over. Electro was pushed out of the mainstream by d&b and shitty retard “Trance” music for retards (who are retarded) but was heavy in the underground scenes from LA to London to Miami to Berlin.

    I think you and I pretty much completely agree. The “prototypical electro sound” went out of style from around the mid-80s until, like you said, this decade. I think for a while people felt like the whole Kraftwerk/Planet Rock/Man Parrish sound just didn’t age well, whereas Detroit Techno did. It’s all great music, though.

    Also, I hadn’t seen that “Guide to Electronic Music” site in years. Some of his/her editorializing on the various sub-genres is just HIGH-larious.

    I will look your shit up!

  64. Volumptuous says at 6:21 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Nice wan Botswana

    Yeah, I re-read my reponse and I was a total dickface of ass. Sorry, we’re on the same side here. No need to sick our robots on eachother.

  65. CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us says at 6:55 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Mr Blifil: I thought that said “likke U” as in the banana was a euphemism for what she was to be likke-ing.

  66. CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us says at 6:57 pm, January 29th, 2009

    As for German electronica: Ich liebe “Schiller!”

  67. exploresweaters says at 7:00 pm, January 29th, 2009

    Volumptuous: you guys are dorking it!!! style? electro? what’s in style? is electro in style? someone said underground? and on wonkette no less. you guys are liek the best sparks song never written.

  68. CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us says at 7:00 pm, January 29th, 2009

    CARCUNTZ!(tm)-R-Us: …speaking of Das Glockenspiel lovers…

  69. Jean Hotman, Marquis de Villers-St-Paul says at 9:57 pm, January 29th, 2009

    70’s and 80’s. Good times. Except for Ladytron, there hasn’t been any decent music since.

    A friend of mine told me a couple of years ago an anecdote about music from the past.

    He was in a bus going somewhere minding his own business when some kids started to listen to the Pussycat Dolls’ cover of Tainted Love, loudly, with their cellphones/mp3 players/whatever. After a while my friend asked them did they know it wasn’t the original version of the song. He was about to play the Gloria Jones card when one of the kids replied to him, with an unbeatable arrogance of a teenager: “Yeah, I know: Marilyn Manson. But he’s, like, kinda old.”

    … And I betcha you don’t know even who the fuck are these Pussycat Dolls or Marilyn Manson. So screw it. Let’s just admire the Soft Cell version and its heterosexuality: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYVXMCCp8FM

  70. Mr Blifil says at 12:04 am, January 30th, 2009

    exploresweaters: You bet it was aggressive. Because if I give in even just a tiny bit, I’ll be bawling like a baby for the rest of the day.

  71. shortsshortsshorts says at 2:01 am, January 30th, 2009

    exploresweaters: This economy deserves swift electro action, for the kids. We’re talking about the future of an entire civilization here.

  72. poptimist says at 4:39 am, January 30th, 2009

    Volumptuous: Holy fuck Ishkur, I used to read that site all the time, I even sent in an essay to be the new kandy kid korrispondent when I was like 16.
    I havent thought about it in years.

  73. The ’80s. Most of the music sucked ass but you had first-rate drugs as a life preserver…until Nancy Raygun took them away.

  74. the littlest sasquatch says at 7:07 am, January 30th, 2009

    HAHA mals you love banana phone.

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