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FILM AND STAGE

‘DC Is More Than Just Politicos, Monuments And Traffic’

Bring us the cow...or else.

  • Friday, Feb. 6: The Freer Gallery is screening Loose Rope tonight, a Persian film about two men who must deliver a cow to the northern part of Tehran in 24 hours, or else their jobs are at stake. Sounds like a typical American movie, except you’d have to replace “cow” with “cocaine” and “Tehran” with “Inglewood.” 7PM. [Smithsonian]
  • Friday, Feb. 6: Journey through Dante’s nine levels of hell at Paata Tsikurishvili’s modern retelling of Dante’s Divine Comedy at the Rossyln Spectrum Theatre. Showtimes vary. [Rossyln Spectrum]
  • Saturday, Feb. 7: Home-movie footage circa 1920s + creepy piano music = Shadow Train, Jose Luis Guerin’s mockumentary about the search for an amateur French filmmaker. 4PM at the National Gallery of Art. [National Gallery of Art]
  • Sunday, Feb. 8: The website for the Our City Film Festival says “DC is more than just politicos, monuments and traffic” and is “out to proove it!” Nine short films about the forgotten part of DC will be viewed at 11AM at Busboys and Poets. [Busboys and Poets]
  • Wednesday, Feb. 11: Everybody loves NPR’s This American Life, so here’s your chance to meet the radio personality behind it all, Ira Glass. He’ll be at the L St. Borders at 6:30 PM to promote the radio program’s infamous Showtime version on DVD. [Borders]


1:44 PM on Fri February 6 2009
By Wonkabout
918 Views

  1. norbizness says at 2:06 pm, February 6th, 2009

    Is that Future Man on the left?

  2. Mr Blifil says at 2:13 pm, February 6th, 2009

    My favorite This American Life was the one about the dick measuring contest.

  3. Theodorick Of York says at 2:20 pm, February 6th, 2009

    I could have sworn that was a still from “Butch Ahmadinejad And The Dance Of The Seven Veils Kid”.

  4. A PERSIAN movie review?

    By an intern named Malaka GHARIB!?!

    Get me Homeland Security! STAT!

    (Oh, and if that cow was a sheep, would the heroes be guilty of violating the Iranian equivalent of the Mann Act?

    And after the sheep was converted in lamb marsala, would the guys be widowers?)

  5. ResIpsaLoquitur says at 2:55 pm, February 6th, 2009

    norbizness: You look like a little banana!

  6. chascates says at 3:21 pm, February 6th, 2009

    And we outlanders thought all culture in DC revolved around gossip and backstabbing.

  7. dirigibleman says at 7:12 pm, February 6th, 2009

    So, which of those guys is Jerry Reed?

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