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Barry’s Next Inauguration Will Be BYOB

  • Hey if your Verizon phone and the people responsible for its maintenance have been terrorizing you logistically and emotionally, you just earned Ten Recession Dollars. [WTOP]
  • The Maryland crab fisherpeople have been busted for their under-the-sea crab racket. Apparently by lying about the amount of crabs that were caught, this fearful crustation cartel was trying to convince uh, environmentalists (?) that fishing should be restriction-free next season. [Washington Post]
  • The DC United, a European-style Soccer-ball team, will maybe be moving to Maryland! They will still be in the DC network on Facebook, for such is What’s Done. [DCist]
  • DC spent $50 million on throwing that huge party for Barry, and now the city is trying to recoup those costs by being extra vigilant about collecting sales tax and maybe considering, for a dark moment, selling that iPod that someone accidentally left on the couch. [DC Examiner]
  • Fox News’ only “out” child pornographer, Aaron Bruns, was fired this morning. [Fishbowl DC]


2:51 PM on Fri February 13 2009
By Juli Weiner
2115 Views

  1. BillyClubb says at 2:57 pm, February 13th, 2009

    “…the city is trying to re-coop those costs… ”

    What, we’re putting costs back in the chicken coop?

  2. Serolf Divad says at 3:00 pm, February 13th, 2009

    Barry’s Next Inauguration Will Be BYOB

    Man, that sucks because it was awesome how they had open taps at every street corner for this one.

  3. One Yield Regular says at 3:14 pm, February 13th, 2009

    Between the $10.88 from Verizon and the $10 from the cable company to cover my being traumatized by that Superbowl p0rn mishap, I may make it through this depression after all.

  4. BillyClubb: Serolf Divad: Be nice to the interns, they are working for free during a recession.

  5. teebob2000 says at 3:34 pm, February 13th, 2009

    Ahhhh, my eyes!!! Everything’s turned blue!!!!1

  6. Serolf Divad says at 3:35 pm, February 13th, 2009

    Holy crap… read the affidavit detailing the content of the videos he was sharing and you’ll want this guy strung up by his balls and dipped into a vat of molten iron. At the very least I hope he’s gang raped in prison.

  7. It’s snark in the dark! Mmmmmmm….intimate.

  8. BillyClubb says at 3:56 pm, February 13th, 2009

    nestor: O.K., so I’m just trying to land a below-the-belt punch any way I can, is that so wrong?

    All hail the magnificent Wonkette interns!!!!

    Is that better?

  9. BillyClubb: perfect

  10. Yes! BYOB ’cause this would mean an end to stupid open bottle lawz

  11. Hedley Lamar says at 6:42 pm, February 13th, 2009

    Doesn’t Viagra sometimes cause vision to turn blue? I’d better switch back to Enzyte.

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