Wonkette
If you are desperate and have no friends — or, conversely, if you have a lot of friends and you want to round them all up on a weekly basis — sign up with the DC Kickball league. The organization sets up teams to compete against each other once a week in various locations and occasionally throws parties and happy hours.
DC Kickball is totally legit, and by the looks of the website (which has a “Flip-Cup” tab in the menu bar and pictures of Happy Young People drinking), it looks like a good time.
“If you encounter anyone who isn’t into this, please tell them to chill out,” the website says, “It’s just kickball, people.”
The District registration for DC Kickball closes on Friday, March 6, so hurry and sign up if you haven’t already.
The following neighborhood registrations are still open: Adams Morgan, Mon/Wed evenings at Walter Pierce Park; Capital, Wed/Thurs at the Mall; Constitution, Sun at the Mall; District, Thurs at the Mall.
So… Wonkette endorses yuppie kickball now? The folks at http://www.dieyuppiekickball.com won’t be pleased.
People really got so upset about kickball they had to tell them to “chill out”? Who are these people?
Oh, no… This has only meant bruises and tears (and bad cases of herpes) in Brooklyn.
You guys are really advertising for these fucking douche bags? Didnt wonkette already take a position on this.. http://wonkette.com/tag/our-douchey-city
Id also advise any applicants that according to dieyuppiekickball.com Inquisitor K has been released from jail and seems ready to resume his reign of terror.
even fellow honkeys think kickball sucks
Did anyone actually take 2 minutes to read the shit about Inquisitor K? I DO NOT approve of kickball, but this fucker’s maturity level definitely rivals the kickball crowd…two sides, same fuckin’ coin. Everyone just leave turdsandwich alone.
Why can’t it be a dodge ball league?