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METRO SECTION

The Airport Terrorists Will Not Keep Kosher

  • DC has adopted its first gay landmark! It is the second “official” gay landmark in America, right after the Stonewall Inn in New York and Fox News Sunday with Chris Wallace. [DCist]
  • Prince George County schools cut 800 jobs and more Maryland schools may cut “music and technology” programs. [Washington Post]
  • The terrorists are trying to smuggle pork sausages into America via Dulles airport. Uh, it is a non-kosher holy war of attrition, against the Jews. Bomb Iran? [WTOP]
  • The Metro is laying off about 40 people and some more who don’t even know it yet, this in addition to the entire city that it already regularly disappoints. [DC Examiner]
  • Slate ran a Doonesbury comic strip making fun of the Washington Post, which owns Slate, and therefore that very Doonesbury strip. Slate is so punk rock. [Fishbowl DC]


4:38 PM on Fri February 27 2009
By Juli Weiner
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  1. Doglessliberal says at 4:48 pm, February 27th, 2009

    But, hey, speaking of Metro, now everyone can bother everyone else with loud calls in the heretofore mostly-quiet underground portions of the Metro ride.
    http://voices.washingtonpost.com/getthere/2009/02/metro_announces_deal_for_more.html?hpid=topnews

  2. Nerdalicious says at 5:02 pm, February 27th, 2009

    Mittens speaks at CPAC! Hey, if anyone sees my family jewels, meet me in a public bathroom.

  3. The current WaPo-mocking Doonseburys are repeats. Not sure if the Post ran them the first time around or what, but it’s not like they’re censoring first-runs.

  4. And I thought you were referring to the Washington Monument as a gay landmark

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