Wonkette
- Thursday, March 12: Dance night Shorts is back at Asylum. All you have to do is wear a pair of shorts — short-shorts, jorts, daisy dukes, swim trunks, whatever — and you’re in. DJ Gavin Holland of Nouveau Riche will be spinning 80s muzak and there will be a ball pit. [Asylum]
- Friday, March 13: Modest Mouse and Mexican indie rock band Kinky perform at the 9:30 Club. [9:30 Club]
- Saturday, March 14: There are still some tickets left for Morrissey’s show at the Warner Theater somewhere out there in the Black Market, but you will have to probably have to donate a kidney. 8PM. [Warner]
- Saturday, March 14: If you can’t get into the Moz show, head over to see Brooklyn-based alt-country band Clem Snide at IOTA. Psychedelic indie rockers The Heligoats open. [Iota]
- Sunday, March 15: Jazz piano fusionist Will Rast will be playing with his band the Funk Ark (which features the drummer from Fugazi!) at Twins Jazz. 8PM. [Twins Jazz]
- Wednesday, March 18: A.C. Newman of New Pornographers fame is stopping by to showcase songs from his latest album, “Get Guilty.” 8PM at the Black Cat. [Eventful]
Is this perhaps a homage to a certain Wonkette commentor.
” All you have to do is wear a pair of shorts…”
Boxers or briefs?
Modest mouse sucks!