Wonkette
- There is a blue crab baby boom, in the Chesapeake! These baby boomer crabs are distinctive for sporting blue “aprons” around their midsection and for their affinity for waxing nostalgic about Saturday Night Live episodes that aired between 1975-1979. [Washington Post]
- Looks like old Mayor Barry will not be going to jail for failing to file taxes in 2007. He is like a teabag in human form. [DC Examiner]
- If you hate Maryland’s newish traffic cameras, make sure to sign a petition requesting their permanent destruction. [WTOP]
- Good economic news! Really! The city’s unemployment rate has dropped hooray! [DCist]
Molt away, baby blues, and become the best soft shells on rye ciabatta, with arugula and remoulade that you can be!
Unemployment rates can also drop because unemployed Bush appointees have finally left town to go pursue careers in Mom’s basement. That and more murder-suicides