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Obama Crashes Metrobus, Is Charged With Driving Without A Birth Certificate

  • OH GREAT JOB everybody. You were all too busy downloading penis enlargement pills, and paying for cheese pizza over the Internet, to bother using our nation’s postal service! Now the USPS is downsizing, and it might even stop delivering mail on Saturday, the Jewish sabbath (!?). Kiss your Christian Nation goodbye. [DCist]
  • More good news for the DC commuter! Metro is doing its best to suck at everything. [Washington Examiner]
  • If your confidence in public transportation hasn’t been completely shattered yet, take a gander at this appropriately named DC blog. [Unsuck Metro DC]
  • Alexandria Police Chief David P. Baker was apprehended in his automobile, drunk — and after he sobered up a bit, he promptly announced his retirement. Now he can drive drunk all day, every day! Hooray! [Washington Times]
  • “… I had just filed a police report the night before about someone that sent me a text message of their erection …” — Marion Barry strikes again! [Holla Back DC]


12:53 PM on Fri July 31 2009
By Riley Waggaman
2079 Views

  1. chascates says at 12:56 pm, July 31st, 2009

    Marion Berry’s life should make a fine movie.

  2. qwerty42 says at 1:01 pm, July 31st, 2009

    so trains crashing is only the tip of the iceberg?

  3. Come here a minute says at 1:53 pm, July 31st, 2009

    I admit it has been a very long time since I ordered a cheese pizza by snail mail.

    Text message of an erection:

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    00

    LOLOLOLOL

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