- The life of a CIA intern: picking Leon Panetta’s nose, and spying on North Korea (using Google Earth Street View). [Spotted: DC Interns]
- Fishbowl DC spreads nasty rumors about LGBT tabloid Metro Weekly, which is a hate crime. [Washington City Paper]
- The best haiku, ever. By Anonymous Badonkadonk. [Holla Back DC]
- Poll confirms that Virginia is still full of maniacal racists. [Washington Times]
- The purple line? Will it go to Georgetown? Of course not! [Washington Examiner]



So, this Purple Line lightrail … will it have to have the electrical lines below ground the way the old DC streetcars did?
qwerty42: No, because it will only run in Montgomery and PG county. The no-overhead-wire restrictions only apply in the L’Enfant city — the proposed streetcar over in Anacosta will have overhead wires.
Wait, did I do a completely unironic nonhumorous post? Uh TRUCKNUTZ ALSO
Put trucknutz on the streetcars.
Josh Fruhlinger: …Wait, did I do a completely unironic nonhumorous post?…
it happens.
zhubajie: Put trucknutz on the streetcars.
now yer talkin’!!!