Wonkette
- First Chandra Levy. Then killah bees. Now this. What could possibly make Rock Creek Park more murderous and cruel? Suggestion: unmarked mine fields. [DCist]
- Jon Voight was cooler when he was a destitute cowboy hooker. [Washington Times]
- Fenty’s children are known to have many politicians in their little pocket. So when they were informed they would have to attend public school — in DC! — they sent Fenty a fruit basket. And the rest is history. [Washington Examiner]
- A clever intern pulls the classic Ferris Bueller “Sausage King of Chicago” trick. [Spotted: DC Summer Interns]
- The skirt-chasing coitus goblins of DC have scared off all of the attractive women in the city. They now live in the suburbs, and own many cats. [Holla Back DC]
