Wonkette
-
Summer. It’s over, and not even Bryan Adams can make it sound sexy (you might have bought that six-string at the five-and-dime, but MJ is fucking dead). Anyway, an intern needs your help. Last night he smoked a marijuana cigarette. Will John Ensign ask him to pee in a Dixie cup? True or False? [Spotted: DC
SummerInterns] - The Metro would be safe and secure, if it weren’t for those meddling kids …. [Washington Examiner]
- Remember that tremendous asshole, James Von Brunn? Yeah, well, he finally recovered from the shotgun wounds that should have killed him — drank lots of fluids! — and went in front of a judge. And the things he said! [DCist]
- This perv huffs panties like they’re rags marinated in ether. [Holla Back DC]
- “Can you hear me now? You can? Dude, that’s crazy, because I’m in prison.” [Washington Times]
