Wonkette
- The Capital Yacht Club is a great place to set anchor while you dump a female corpse into the Washington Channel. [DCist]
- The kids of Montgomery County don’t need no thought control. [Washington Examiner]
- Remember, remember / The 24th of September. (If you don’t remember: that was the day Nature declared war on DCist.) [DCist]
- Money money money money money $$$!! Prison prison prison prison prison. [Washington Examiner]
- The American Dream, shattered by a petty noise complaint (and probably the same woman who called the cops on Henry Louis Gates.) [Washington Times]
