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Thinkers Employ John McCain To Explain Why War Is Great

Your head could be in this!Monday, December 14: Obama now has his very own Doctrine! Hooray! And it’s here just in time for Christmas! But that’s not good enough for the New America Foundation. They want to know where it came from, if it will succeed, and if it makes any sense at all. [New America Foundation]

  • Tuesday, December 15: Walnuts, who is just SO upset that Obama maybe wants to end his beloved war in Afghanistan at some point, will be speaking at the Heritage Foundation on Tuesday. He is the LEADING republican voice on the president’s strategy for Afghanistan after all, so we’re sure he’ll have positive, helpful things to say abut why we should be there forever! [Heritage Foundation]
  • Tuesday, December 15: No one would have AIDS right now, especially the gays, if the Bush administration didn’t like God more than it liked science. So argues the Center for American Progress, who seem to find fault with every Bush policy, even the successful ones. [Center For American Progress]
  • Thursday, December 17: Because Facebook and Twitter went and made a mess of Iran, the State Department is thinking these might be THE new avenues in 21st century statecraft. The Brookings Institution explores these new tools of diplomacy at their event on Thursday. [Brookings Institution]


12:14 PM on Mon December 14 2009
By Arielle Fleisher
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  1. SayItWithWookies says at 12:28 pm, December 14th, 2009

    John McCain is going to apply the valuable military strategy lessons he learned in Vietnam — thus:
    1. Get all your information from the same people who stuck bamboo shoots under your fingernails for five and a half years;
    2. After you get back home, ditch your wife and chase hot blonde tail for the rest of your life;
    3. Blame the hippies for (1) and (2).

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