Wonkette
It snowed. It snowed a lot. But everyone had plenty of toilet paper and kale, and everyone survived the storm in peace and happiness. Sure, some people’s cars got stuck on hills, and some people got stuck in basement apartments, and the storm pretty much rendered the entire city helpless, but it snowed, and that was fun.
See all the snow that is covering the cars? This is why no one has work today.
Monster snow-removal truck that kind of worked and removed some of the mountains of snow that are still everywhere!
The snow may look evil, but it will not hurt you. It will not make you run out of detergent, beans, or milk. You are bigger than the snow.
Millions of people piled into Dupont Circle and threw snowballs at each other. Despite the one man we saw with blood running down his face, we think it was a successful, gun-free afternoon in the snow!
The snow eated all my liquor and hard drives.
huge amounts of snow are kind of fun the first day, but after the beer/wine/whiskey runs out and the power fails, and you are looking all over for your coleman lantern only to find you don’t have any fuel and the batteries in the flashlight start to go and you can’t cook anything because there is no power and you can’t even get to a bar because the roads are impassable and even if you did, the staff wouldn’t be there and … well. after a day, it wears thin. plus your feet are cold and wet.
This is why you all could never survive in most of North America.