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LIZ GLOVER INTERVIEWS THE STARS

Liz Glover Talks Post-Racial Politics With Talib Kweli

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Asking the tough questions, keeping them honest.Hey, it’s Liz Glover, continuing her Hip Hop Tour of America with Black Star’s Talib Kweli and also DJ Hi-Tek. They talk about gangs and things! Liz is assured that she would not be mistaken for a Blood, even if she walked around with “a red flag hanging out my backside.” Take note! MORE »


MONEY ORGIES

Actual Stimulus Party Report!

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Pond's good for you.Well, third time’s a charm! Finally, one of you people out of the several hundred MILLION worldwide who claim to be Obama supporters held an actual “talk about our nation’s ruined economy” party, complete with a creepy guest appearance by Tim Kaine’s eyebrow. MORE »


GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY

Michelle Obama To Be Immortalized As Wax Demon!

Monday, February 9th, 2009

When does the soul get installed?In the English-speaking world, the greatest honor that a well-known human can earn is to be made into a waxen gargoyle by Madame Tussauds. Michelle Obama, our new First Lady, will enjoy this wonderful privilege in a few short months. MORE »