http://wonkette.com The D.C. Guide. Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:27:13 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Because this world is filled with one too many closeted Republicans who hate the gays, despite wanting them ALL THE TIME, and because today is Gay Wedding Day here in DC, it's only appropriate that we celebrate gayness in all its forms. So we focus on Logan Circle, a gayborhood ... http://wonkabout.com/414115/masa-14-where-flavors-gayly-collide Friday, March 5 through Sunday, March 14: "The Face" is a play about angry, vulgar people who do and say very bad things to each other, for fun. It will make you wonder where all the happiness has gone, but it will also make you laugh, hysterically, like no one ... http://wonkabout.com/414065/the-chosen-people-contemplate-their-greatness-and-pretty-pictures-and-erotic-art-are-put-on-display Very important teevee alert: The Oscars are on this weekend. Hooray! It's Hollywood's yearly opportunity to decide which theme -- the gays, poor black illiterate children, torture, Jews kicking ass, or homeless kids saved by nice white ladies - needs their undivided attention and will provide an acceptance speech that ... http://wonkabout.com/414036/dont-be-alone-when-they-announce-this-years-pinkest-ass-america-hating-movie Today, Wednesday, March 3 through Sunday, March 14: You may have almost died on numerous occasions in your youth from drinking too much tequila, but you’re all grown up now -- in theory, anyway -- so you should be able to enjoy it in a more refined way. This is ... http://wonkabout.com/414018/save-the-world-by-eating-and-drinking-and-top-your-victory-off-with-cheap-ice-cream There once was a man who worked for a hedge fund, only to discover that even though he was wealthy and happy, he wasn't satisfied with the mark he was leaving on the world. After much soul searching, he figured, what better way to improve your legacy than by creating ... http://wonkabout.com/413983/how-to-be-a-better-person-eat-food-that-comes-from-the-street Tuesday, March 2: Who loves war? Why the Heritage Foundation, that's who! And according to them, declaring war can be simple and fun: If a country thinks evil things about the US, why, they've declared war, and we must immediately fight them to the death (and maybe somewhere in there ... http://wonkabout.com/413951/thinkers-reminisce-about-torture-fun-little-topic-that-it-is Oscars: As captivating as the health care summit was, booze, crime, sex and the mafia all make for much better entertainment. This is why you should head to the National Geographic this weekend to see the Best Foreign Film Academy Award nominees, to E Street Cinema to see the 2010 ... http://wonkabout.com/413936/because-everything-is-better-when-you-push-the-envelope